‘I’ve never been so proud and annoyed at the same time…’ Tired parents say four-year-old reaches next stage of potty training

A pair of local parents say their four-year-old is leaving them both proud and exhausted as he enters the next stage of potty training. Learn more here.

Four-year-old demands audience while pooping

Three Lightning McQueens, Donald Duck, and a Buzz Lightyear toothbrush. Four-year-old Alex demanded am audience while pooping on Thursday night. Learn more here.

4-year-old demands apology from toy after stepping on it, DOP launches investigation

A four-year-old is demanding an apology from a toy after he reportedly stepped on it...not the Department of Parenting has launched an investigation. Learn more here.

DOP says they belive toy at the center of ‘Mater Alert’ has in fact been flushed

The Department of Parenting says it is closing the case on a Mater Alert after they believe the toy was flushed. Learn more here.

Toddler busted pooping on the playground

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (FTN) - A Terre Haute toddler is under fire for allegedly pooping at an elementary school playground. Parents say the incident happened Saturday evening at Dixie Bee Elementary School on the city’s south side. Two-year-old Alex Essex was accused of going to a different part of the playground, away from his parents … Continue reading Toddler busted pooping on the playground

Repeat Viewing Review: Jurassic Thomas the Tank Engine

How many times do you watch the same show meant for kids over and over and over? After a while, at least in your head you start to analyze them. Over think them. I’m creating a new area of Fake Toddler News called the “Repeat Viewing Review.” These will be over the top and kind … Continue reading Repeat Viewing Review: Jurassic Thomas the Tank Engine

Toddler picks better spot to potty on floor after bath than usual

VIGO COUNTY, Ind. (FTN) - A Terre Haute toddler made the choice to pee in a better spot for his post bath floor pee. It happened Saturday on the city’s south side. According to one-year-old Alexander Essex’s parents, he always finds a way to pee on the floor in the short time between a bath … Continue reading Toddler picks better spot to potty on floor after bath than usual